Britannic Bold Sex (game)

I have a new game, via Figleaf, and created by Dr. Debby Herbenick of "MySexProfessor.com"

The rules:

...a sort of reverse fortune cookie game. You know, the game where whatever someone’s fortune is, you then tag on the phrase “in bed” at the end as in “You will have great success (in bed)”.

Except here you do it in reverse: Place the font style word/phrase in front of your word. Soon enough you get things like “Berlin Sans Sex” (which - if you remember your high school French class - means “Berlin without sex”, a sad state of affairs indeed), Century Gothic Sex and even Elephant Sex.

Now switch out the word “sex” and replace it with another sex word such as penis or vagina. Now what have you? Well, for starters a Poor Richard Penis, a Wide Latin Penis (or Vagina), and an Arial Narrow Vagina (a la Little Mermaid?). Enjoy.

Here's what I produced:


Andale Mono Sex, I guess, is a form of masturbation. Baskerville Old Face Sex is sexy senior citizens' oral, I imagine. Obviously, as a BDSMer, I couldn't resist Impact Sex, Maestro Percussion Sex or "Marker Felt Sex", which in my mind at least implies a good caning (cos, I mark 'er, and she surely felt it!) Tengwar Sindarin Sex is Tolkienian porn (Tengwar being the Elvish alphabet that Tolkien created, the Sindarin being one of the tribe of elves).

I also had "Plantagenet Cherokee Sex", which is an interesting theory about the royal descent of the English crown...

I had to go with "Britannic Bold Sex", because British is Best, always ;-)

"Do you have an Academy Engraved Penis"? A Copperplate Penis? If you've got a Cracked Penis, maybe you should see a doctor... On the other hand, a Maestro Penis might be what every (het) woman wishes her hubby/bf had! I kind of had "Mshtakan" as a slurred "Mistaken Penis", which could be a transphobia thing, or a "not tonight, darling, I've got a headache" situation. An Onyx Penis would, I guess, be a dildo made of black stone!

After doing "Sex" and "Penis", I decided to get creative and come up with my own words to use. i chose "Nipples" and (because I love anal play) "Arse"




I think Britannic Bold Nipples are what stand out about our national symbol.

I cheated a bit on "Arse", and sometimes moved the word to the beginning instead of the end:


Arse Impact - what my hand makes on a partner...

Arse Jazz - a euphemism for farting? (A Jazz Arse is, of course, one of those people who doesn't realise you honestly don't CARE about Deep Vein Trombonist's cunning use of the augmented 4th...)

Arse Maestro - a high-class male prostitute?

Britannic Bold Arse - Probably as Bold as Brass (couldn't resist the rhyme)

Cracked Arse - an invitation to buggery?

Herculanum Arse - what you never ever (according to popular belief) tell your girlfriend she has when she says "does my bum look big in this?"

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Over to you!

If you play this game on your own blog, be sure to credit the creator, Dr Debby