Going through the job papers this morning, I noticed two adverts from Tunbridge Wells Borough Council that seemed to me to confirm that we are, indeed, heading towards Stalinist Britain.
The first job title was:
Street Scene Enforcement Officer
...
I dunno about you guys, but to me this conjures images of forcing people at gunpoint to perform Broadway musical song-and-dance routines!
(The first one that uses "Jazz Hands", is sent to SIBERIA!!!)
But that was nothing compared to the implications of...
Graffiti Hit Squad Operative
!!!
I mean, alright, some of the lewd drawings or mindless tags are a bit annoying, but gunning down the artists!!?? Jeez, TWBC don't fuck about when they want to clean up their town! And the advert says you'll be working with dangerous dogs as well... I mean, shit, I am never even going to THINK about BUYING a spraycan in Tunbridge Wells after seeing that advert!
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NB Actual job descriptions may differ from those imagined by SnowdropExplodes
Monday, 8 June 2009
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Graffiti Hit Squad Operative
ReplyDeleteThis would be a great name for a BAND! :P
Awesome!
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