Thursday, 11 December 2008

I can haz man boobs (HNT)






















This is especially for Livvy at Diary of an English Courtesan, who posted about liking "moobs". I promised that if she asked, I would post a pic of mine, so here they are.

As it happens to be Thursday, I guess this can also qualify as my Half Nekkid Thursday contribution!

15 things wot people said:

  1. Oh Femanist - what lovely moobs you have! You just won yourself a listing in the Lewd Links Livvy Likes list... :-)

    Blowing kisses at your lovely moobs

    Livvy xxx

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  2. Urgh! That's really fucking disgusting.

    You know it may be difficult but it's not entirely impossible to lose weight.

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  3. Hello Mr Anon. Driveby!

    *waves my moobs and bouncy belly in your general direction* Get a load of this, handsome! *blows kisses at anony as he whizzes by*

    Seriously, if you bothered to read the post, you'd find out that not everyone shares your aesthetic tastes.

    If you read some of my most recent posts, you'd know that my weight may in fact be a symptom of other medical conditions.

    And finally - yeah, it may be possible to lose weight, but I have found that in general the efforts to do so just make me miserable, whereas simply maintaining my current weight is easy and allows me to stay happy.

    My body, my rules, arsehole.

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  4. Hey, fuck you, "anonymous". Cowardly little drive-by pissant.

    Rock on with your moobage, Snowdrop. I'm right there with the English Courtesan---moobs are divine. I like some beef in my beefcake, thankya much.

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  5. You can cake my beef any time, La Lubu!

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  6. I just lolled at this post. I'm going to have to find an excuse to link to it somehow!

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  7. I really don't understand why some people get so offended by the sight of men's chests that aren't pure muscle. I mean, that picture doesn't exactly have me falling on the floor in paroxysms of lust (no particular kink for the moobs) but it's just a chest! I can't bring myself to feel overly positive or negative about it, although it makes me smile that you have the confidence to show it.

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  8. You go! I am impressed by your confidence, and your ability to let assholes' insults roll off like it was nothing.

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  9. /lurking. To risk stating the very obvious: moobs are like boobs, but for men! Why on earth should one be good and another be bad?

    I'm a trans man and a hypocrite, being not so keen on my own pair.

    I'll comment with a bit of intelligence on this blog one day, as I love to read it. Right now, though, I'm going to find somebody with furry moobs and get him to cuddle me.

    Good thing I'm dating one, really, because people might find that behaviour strange.

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  10. Thanks to everyone with a name for your comments.

    I wouldn't call it "confidence" exactly, after all, I was encouraged by the fact that The English Courtesan posted about liking moobs in the first place, which meant that the "acceptance" thing was already there!

    But actually, I have learned to love my body so if others have a problem with it - well, that's their problem not mine!

    (I also had my moobs on show when I performed my folk-ballad version of punk rockers New Found Glory's song "My Friends Over You")

    Olli - welcome, and I look forward to your future comments!

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  11. And finally - yeah, it may be possible to lose weight, but I have found that in general the efforts to do so just make me miserable, whereas simply maintaining my current weight is easy and allows me to stay happy.

    Translation: It's too difficult for you to lay off the cream cakes because doing so would make you miserable so you'd rather go around disgusting everyone with your ugly body only for your very polite friend to back you up with their PC white lies just to make you feel better.

    Yup, that's about it.

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  12. Welcome back, anonymous poster! You must love me really, you're just playing hard-to-get - come and give us a cuddle!

    I am very amused by your erroneous assumptions about my lifestyle and choices.

    Final point: I don't need your approval, nor that of anyone else, to know that my body is beautiful. if you disagree, then you can shove your head up your arse where you won't have to see it any more (to coin a phrase, "It may be difficult, but it is possible")

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  13. Hey, nonny: Stop projecting your hangups onto the rest of us. As odd as it may seem to you, some of us don't find other people's bodies "disgusting".

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  14. (to coin a phrase, "It may be difficult, but it is possible")

    BWA hahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Sweet bedda matri, anonymous....I can't even think of a reason why someone would spend time skating through the internet looking for opportunities to try and insult people. What causes that, anyway?

    (and I agree with your assessment, Snowdrop, that "anonymous" is following this post to check out your chest. Now, whether that's in envy or admiration is up for grabs.)

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  15. Anonymous, you didn't bring me my flowers! No, you can't haz moar commentz.

    But I guess from the unpublished comment that you can't take a joke.

    I will delete any further anonymous comments on this thread and the "proverbial fiddle" without reading them. You've become tiresome and not worth the slight amusement factor we all get from you.

    Oh yeah - and I can tell you from experience, "fat fucks" are some of the most fun fucks you can have - mmm, bouncy bouncy!

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